In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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