i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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