i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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