these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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