i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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