He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
did i walk over a car last night?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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