then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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