He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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