So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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