# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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