I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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