Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think i have herpe
just one?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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