How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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