I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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