yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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