when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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