one might say we're banned from that church
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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