the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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