just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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