Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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