Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Randomize
