As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no you cant smoke seaweed
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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