the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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