when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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