i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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