Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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