Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have fence marks all over my body
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