You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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