I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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