You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
