I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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