Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have already put on my inside pants.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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