Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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