Jerry, you need to find god
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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