Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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