Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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