This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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