Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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