If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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