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go home
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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