Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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