I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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