Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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