Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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