i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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