So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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