The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
false alarm. still invincible.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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