Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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