Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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