it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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