i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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