I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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